This is your last chance for loving the best of this holiday's onstage talents. It seems as though I was just encouraging you all to buy a ticket and get a ticket free to Hurrah for the Holidays and Harambe for the Holidays, but things just got really interesting for the audience every since they appointed ME a microphone.
You read that right, folks, Mrs. LaQuita Can'tCarryATuneInABucket Marie Staten has a microphone taped to her person.
So, fellow art and theater lovers, I make a final appeal to you to GET YOUR TICKETS!
I'm sure you're wondering what to feed Santa after getting into the holiday spirit with all of the theatrics by yours truly. As a food fanatic, I have the answer and I promise not to bully you into using the best recipe of 2013.
The recipe is so simple and SO DELICIOUS that even jolly old St. Nick will rave about it. I always encourage whole foods and clean eating, but the truth is, my favorite food group is sugar. Alas, I have found a crowd-pleasing, lunch box-stuffing, midnight-snacking recipe that will satisfy all palates.
I'm sharing my secrets with you, my favorite people. I call it Cinnaberrynut and the ingredients are all items you may already have, plus the ingredients can be used for future edible goodness. You be the happy judge.